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10 songs that feel like Midlife Crisis

Matched to Midlife Crisis by Faith No More on how the music actually moves — intensity, dynamic swing, texture, tempo — not by genre tag. Here's what makes each one a match.

The song you love
Midlife Crisis
Faith No More
intense 73/100 intensity 120 BPM
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Porch — Pearl Jam intense 120 BPM

A 99% feel-match — carries the same intense pull and lands at almost exactly the same energy (73/100). Nearly the same tempo, too (120 BPM).

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Trippin On a Hole in a Paper Heart — Stone Temple Pilots intense 120 BPM

99% match across our 8 measured dimensions; it lands at almost exactly the same energy (73/100). Same layered texture.

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Beyond the Realms of Death — Judas Priest intense 120 BPM

Keeps the same intense pull — lands at almost exactly the same energy (73/100). Measured 99% alike. Nearly the same tempo, too (120 BPM).

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Remember — Disturbed intense 120 BPM

Measures 99% the same. It lands at almost exactly the same energy (73/100). Same layered texture.

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Electric Eye — Judas Priest intense 130 BPM

A 98% feel-match — carries the same intense pull and lands at almost exactly the same energy (74/100).

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Showbiz — Muse intense 120 BPM

99% match across our 8 measured dimensions; it lands at almost exactly the same energy (73/100). Same layered texture.

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Cold Sweat — James Brown intense 120 BPM

Keeps the same intense pull — lands at almost exactly the same energy (73/100). Measured 99% alike. Nearly the same tempo, too (120 BPM).

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Rearviewmirror — Pearl Jam intense 103 BPM

Measures 97% the same. It lands at almost exactly the same energy (71/100). Same layered texture.

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Open Up — Leftfield intense 126 BPM

A 99% feel-match — carries the same intense pull and lands at almost exactly the same energy (73/100). Nearly the same tempo, too (126 BPM).

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Sleep Apnea — Chevelle intense 120 BPM

96% match across our 8 measured dimensions; it lands at almost exactly the same energy (69/100). Same layered texture.

…and if you want it calmer

Same feeling, measured gentler — for when Midlife Crisis is more than you want right now.

I Should Have Known Better by Wire
I Should Have Known Better — Wire moderate 135 BPM

Keeps the same feel of the original, but its dynamic range stays a gentler 6 where the original climbs to 8. Intensity 50/100, down from 73.

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Red Right Hand — Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds moderate 114 BPM

Its dynamic range stays a gentler 6 where the original climbs to 8, so it lands at 49/100 — the pull without the edge. Nearly the same tempo, too.

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Fallout Today — Eddie Vedder moderate 120 BPM

If it's the same feel you're after, this delivers it while its dynamic range stays a gentler 6 where the original climbs to 8. Reads 49/100. Nearly the same tempo, too.

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Represent — Nas moderate 90 BPM

Holds the same feel while it measures markedly calmer overall. 50/100, versus the original's 73.

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A Bird in the Hand — Ice Cube moderate 95 BPM

Keeps the same feel of the original, but its dynamic range stays a gentler 6 where the original climbs to 8. Intensity 47/100, down from 73.

Jokerman by Bob Dylan
Jokerman — Bob Dylan moderate 95 BPM

It measures markedly calmer overall, so it lands at 51/100 — the pull without the edge.

Wesley's Theory by Kendrick Lamar
Wesley's Theory — Kendrick Lamar moderate 92 BPM

If it's the same feel you're after, this delivers it while it measures markedly calmer overall. Reads 57/100.

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Invincible — Eddie Vedder moderate 90 BPM

Holds the same feel while its dynamic range stays a gentler 6 where the original climbs to 8. 46/100, versus the original's 73.

Frequently asked

What songs sound like “Midlife Crisis” by Faith No More?

The closest feel-matches we measure are “Porch” by Pearl Jam, “Trippin On a Hole in a Paper Heart” by Stone Temple Pilots, “Beyond the Realms of Death” by Judas Priest — the top match scores 99% alike. Matching is by how the songs actually move (intensity, dynamic range, texture, tempo, predictability, vocal force), not by genre tag or popularity.

What songs are like “Midlife Crisis” but calmer?

“I Should Have Known Better” by Wire, “Red Right Hand” by Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, “Fallout Today” by Eddie Vedder keep a similar feel while measuring gentler — lower dynamic swing, fewer sudden shifts, or a calmer overall level.

How intense is “Midlife Crisis”?

It measures 73/100 on our intensity scale, computed from a dynamic range of 8/10, layered texture, frequent sudden shifts, and dynamic vocals. Tempo is 120 BPM.

How do you decide which songs are similar?

Every song in our catalog is measured on 8 dimensions — intensity, dynamic range, tempo, sudden changes, texture, predictability, vocal force and fine sound detail. Similarity is the distance between two songs across those measurements, so matches cross genres and eras. Shared mood tags break ties.

By the numbers: how this song compares

Computed from this song’s place among the 19,209 songs we’ve measured.

Where it sits in 19,000 songs

This is one of the more intense things in our library — more energetic than 91% of the 19,209 songs we've measured. Its intensity reading of 73/100 comes from a dynamic range of 8/10, layered texture, frequent shifts, and dynamic vocals. Relatively few songs occupy this exact corner of the spectrum.

What makes it unusual

What stands out most about this song is blazing intensity: more extreme on that axis than 91% of everything we've measured. At the far opposite end of the library sit the songs built on near-total stillness — steady volume, no surprises, a slow and unhurried pulse — the kind of track this one is the counterpoint to.

Feels almost identical to

Closest matches by feel across all 19,209 measured songs — not by genre or artist, by how they actually move.

What it’s good for

Sleep0/10
Focus2/10
Workout8/10
Dinner5/10
Party / hype8/10

Scored from this song’s tempo, intensity, dynamics and texture — not crowd votes.

1992 in context

The 233 songs we’ve measured from 1992 average a dynamic range of 6.7/10. At 8/10, this track is louder and more dynamic than its year.

Mixes smoothly with

Within a few BPM and close in feel — they flow without a jarring transition.

The fingerprint

Intensity73
Dynamics78
Tempo44
Surprise75
Density33
Predictability50
Vocal force75
Trigger load25

The 8-dimension measurement behind every rating on this page.

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