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10 songs that feel like Gloryhallastoopid (Or Pin the Tale on the Funky)
Matched to Gloryhallastoopid (Or Pin the Tale on the Funky) by Parliament on how the music actually moves — intensity, dynamic swing, texture, tempo — not by genre tag. Here's what makes each one a match.
A 99% feel-match — carries the same playful pull and lands at almost exactly the same energy (63/100). Nearly the same tempo, too (110 BPM).
99% match across our 8 measured dimensions; it lands at almost exactly the same energy (63/100). Same layered texture.
Keeps the same playful pull — lands at almost exactly the same energy (62/100). Measured 98% alike. Nearly the same tempo, too (102 BPM).
Measures 98% the same. It lands at almost exactly the same energy (64/100). Same layered texture.
A 98% feel-match — carries the same playful pull and lands at almost exactly the same energy (64/100).
98% match across our 8 measured dimensions; it lands at almost exactly the same energy (64/100). Same layered texture.
Keeps the same playful pull — lands at almost exactly the same energy (64/100). Measured 98% alike.
Measures 98% the same. It lands at almost exactly the same energy (62/100). Same layered texture.
A 98% feel-match — carries the same playful pull and lands at almost exactly the same energy (64/100).
97% match across our 8 measured dimensions; it lands at almost exactly the same energy (64/100). Same layered texture.
…and if you want it calmer
Same feeling, measured gentler — for when Gloryhallastoopid (Or Pin the Tale on the Funky) is more than you want right now.
Keeps the same feel of the original, but it measures markedly calmer overall. Intensity 52/100, down from 63. Nearly the same tempo, too.
Its dynamic range stays a gentler 4 where the original climbs to 8, so it lands at 36/100 — the pull without the edge. Nearly the same tempo, too.
If it's the same feel you're after, this delivers it while its dynamic range stays a gentler 5 where the original climbs to 8. Reads 41/100. Nearly the same tempo, too.
Holds the same feel while its dynamic range stays a gentler 6 where the original climbs to 8. 45/100, versus the original's 63. Nearly the same tempo, too.
Keeps the same feel of the original, but its dynamic range stays a gentler 6 where the original climbs to 8. Intensity 45/100, down from 63. Nearly the same tempo, too.
Its dynamic range stays a gentler 6 where the original climbs to 8, so it lands at 41/100 — the pull without the edge. Nearly the same tempo, too.
If it's the same feel you're after, this delivers it while its dynamic range stays a gentler 6 where the original climbs to 8. Reads 39/100.
Holds the same feel while its dynamic range stays a gentler 3 where the original climbs to 8. 22/100, versus the original's 63. Nearly the same tempo, too.
Frequently asked
What songs sound like “Gloryhallastoopid (Or Pin the Tale on the Funky)” by Parliament?
The closest feel-matches we measure are “Standing on the Verge of Getting It On” by Funkadelic, “Apache Rose Peacock” by Red Hot Chili Peppers, “Steam” by Peter Gabriel — the top match scores 99% alike. Matching is by how the songs actually move (intensity, dynamic range, texture, tempo, predictability, vocal force), not by genre tag or popularity.
What songs are like “Gloryhallastoopid (Or Pin the Tale on the Funky)” but calmer?
“Theme From the Black Hole” by Parliament, “The Tempo Marches On” by Jim Gill, “World Playground: A Musical Adventure for Kids” by Putumayo Kids (Various Artists) keep a similar feel while measuring gentler — lower dynamic swing, fewer sudden shifts, or a calmer overall level.
How intense is “Gloryhallastoopid (Or Pin the Tale on the Funky)”?
It measures 63/100 on our intensity scale, computed from a dynamic range of 8/10, layered texture, moderate sudden shifts, and dynamic vocals. Tempo is 110 BPM.
How do you decide which songs are similar?
Every song in our catalog is measured on 8 dimensions — intensity, dynamic range, tempo, sudden changes, texture, predictability, vocal force and fine sound detail. Similarity is the distance between two songs across those measurements, so matches cross genres and eras. Shared mood tags break ties.
By the numbers: how this song compares
Computed from this song’s place among the 19,209 songs we’ve measured.
Where it sits in 19,000 songs
This is one of the more intense things in our library — more energetic than 83% of the 19,209 songs we've measured. Its intensity reading of 63/100 comes from a dynamic range of 8/10, layered texture, moderate shifts, and dynamic vocals. Relatively few songs occupy this exact corner of the spectrum.
What makes it unusual
What stands out most about this song is blazing intensity: more extreme on that axis than 83% of everything we've measured. At the far opposite end of the library sit the songs built on near-total stillness — steady volume, no surprises, a slow and unhurried pulse — the kind of track this one is the counterpoint to.
Feels almost identical to
Closest matches by feel across all 19,209 measured songs — not by genre or artist, by how they actually move.
What it’s good for
Scored from this song’s tempo, intensity, dynamics and texture — not crowd votes.
1979 in context
The 245 songs we’ve measured from 1979 average a dynamic range of 6.4/10. At 8/10, this track is louder and more dynamic than its year.
Mixes smoothly with
Within a few BPM and close in feel — they flow without a jarring transition.
The fingerprint
The 8-dimension measurement behind every rating on this page.
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