10 songs that feel like Everything Sucks
Matched to Everything Sucks by The Descendents on how the music actually moves — intensity, dynamic swing, texture, tempo — not by genre tag. Here's what makes each one a match.
A 99% feel-match — carries the same rebellious pull and lands at almost exactly the same energy (78/100). Nearly the same tempo, too (180 BPM).
99% match across our 8 measured dimensions; it lands at almost exactly the same energy (78/100). Same layered texture.
Keeps the same rebellious pull — lands at almost exactly the same energy (78/100). Measured 99% alike. Nearly the same tempo, too (180 BPM).
Measures 99% the same. It lands at almost exactly the same energy (78/100). Same layered texture.
A 99% feel-match — carries the same rebellious pull and lands at almost exactly the same energy (78/100). Nearly the same tempo, too (180 BPM).
99% match across our 8 measured dimensions; it lands at almost exactly the same energy (78/100). Same layered texture.
Keeps the same rebellious pull — lands at almost exactly the same energy (78/100). Measured 99% alike. Nearly the same tempo, too (180 BPM).
Measures 96% the same. It lands at almost exactly the same energy (82/100). Same layered texture.
A 96% feel-match — carries the same rebellious pull and lands at almost exactly the same energy (82/100). Nearly the same tempo, too (180 BPM).
94% match across our 8 measured dimensions; it lands at almost exactly the same energy (82/100). Same layered texture.
…and if you want it calmer
Same feeling, measured gentler — for when Everything Sucks is more than you want right now.
Keeps the same feel of the original, but it measures markedly calmer overall. Intensity 49/100, down from 78.
It measures markedly calmer overall, so it lands at 70/100 — the pull without the edge.
If it's the same feel you're after, this delivers it while it measures markedly calmer overall. Reads 60/100.
Holds the same feel while it measures markedly calmer overall. 60/100, versus the original's 78.
Keeps the same feel of the original, but it measures markedly calmer overall. Intensity 48/100, down from 78.
It measures markedly calmer overall, so it lands at 48/100 — the pull without the edge.
If it's the same feel you're after, this delivers it while it measures markedly calmer overall. Reads 53/100.
Holds the same feel while it measures markedly calmer overall. 50/100, versus the original's 78.
Frequently asked
What songs sound like “Everything Sucks” by The Descendents?
The closest feel-matches we measure are “Bad Habit” by The Offspring, “Out of Control” by Rancid, “Suffer” by Bad Religion — the top match scores 99% alike. Matching is by how the songs actually move (intensity, dynamic range, texture, tempo, predictability, vocal force), not by genre tag or popularity.
What songs are like “Everything Sucks” but calmer?
“Vertigo” by The Libertines, “Relax” by Frankie Goes to Hollywood, “Peek-A-Boo!” by Devo keep a similar feel while measuring gentler — lower dynamic swing, fewer sudden shifts, or a calmer overall level.
How intense is “Everything Sucks”?
It measures 78/100 on our intensity scale, computed from a dynamic range of 7/10, layered texture, frequent sudden shifts, and dynamic vocals. Tempo is 180 BPM.
How do you decide which songs are similar?
Every song in our catalog is measured on 8 dimensions — intensity, dynamic range, tempo, sudden changes, texture, predictability, vocal force and fine sound detail. Similarity is the distance between two songs across those measurements, so matches cross genres and eras. Shared mood tags break ties.
By the numbers: how this song compares
Computed from this song’s place among the 19,209 songs we’ve measured.
Where it sits in 19,000 songs
This is one of the more intense things in our library — more energetic than 94% of the 19,209 songs we've measured. Its intensity reading of 78/100 comes from a dynamic range of 7/10, layered texture, frequent shifts, and dynamic vocals. Relatively few songs occupy this exact corner of the spectrum.
What makes it unusual
What stands out most about this song is a fast, driving tempo: more extreme on that axis than 98% of everything we've measured. At the far opposite end of the library sit the songs built on near-total stillness — steady volume, no surprises, a slow and unhurried pulse — the kind of track this one is the counterpoint to.
Feels almost identical to
Closest matches by feel across all 19,209 measured songs — not by genre or artist, by how they actually move.
What it’s good for
Scored from this song’s tempo, intensity, dynamics and texture — not crowd votes.
1996 in context
The 309 songs we’ve measured from 1996 average a dynamic range of 6.4/10. At 7/10, this track is right in line with its year.
Mixes smoothly with
Within a few BPM and close in feel — they flow without a jarring transition.
The fingerprint
The 8-dimension measurement behind every rating on this page.
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